The Corvette is not a 2+2

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07/19/2016 at 08:53 • Filed to: None

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Also, that’s not how 2+2's work anyway

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HANOVER, Pa. (AP) — A Pennsylvania mother is accused of stuffing her children, ages 3 and 5, into the trunk of a red Corvette and then driving around town.

Hanover Borough Police pulled over the two-seat sports car on July 10 after getting a 911 call from a person who saw someone placing two children in the car’s trunk.

Authorities say the mother, 29-year-old Jessica Reger, was in the passenger seat. She faces two misdemeanor charges of endangering the welfare of children and recklessly endangering another person. A call seeking comment from her public defender wasn’t immediately returned Monday.

The 28-year-old driver, Ilena Blackburn, has also been charged with recklessly endangering another person. No attorney information for her was available in online court documents.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > b33g33
07/19/2016 at 09:05

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“You know Ms. Reger, the DA and I play golf together. Perhaps we could work something out, and I could convince him to drop all charges”


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > b33g33
07/19/2016 at 09:09

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Based on the facts in the story, I'm going to say C4 Vette.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > b33g33
07/19/2016 at 09:10

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same smile, same place, but before the neck tattoo.


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > b33g33
07/19/2016 at 09:11

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WOO! My picture in the same story as a Corvette!

What’s that neck tattoo?


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > b33g33
07/19/2016 at 09:11

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Answered to that before, but 25 years ago, I used to ride in the imaginary back seats of my father’s Alpine A110.... nobody would make it newsworthy. I have a hard time understanding how that can become so popular. What’s next? All the kids “in the south” riding in their father’s pick up truck’s bed will get newsworthy too??

It’s not safe, sure, but come on. Newsworthy?? Heck know! Just pay your 200$ fine and get on with it lol


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Flavien Vidal
07/19/2016 at 09:12

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It’s a bit different when you’re making them lie under the glass panel in the back, really.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > b33g33
07/19/2016 at 09:13

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Glad I grabbed that screenshot yesterday.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/grabbed-a-scre…

It looked like the profile was on it’s way down when I found it, and it’s nowhere to be found now.

$1/hr for a babysitter? You get what you pay for


Kinja'd!!! Invinciblejets > b33g33
07/19/2016 at 09:13

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I’d put a few kids in her trunk...

Ok ok I'll show my self out.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Wacko
07/19/2016 at 09:13

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It’s sort of ironic that she waited until the neck tattoo to get a better hairdo.


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > Sam
07/19/2016 at 09:27

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C4 corvette are a big glass panel in the back. I used to sleep in there very well...

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Kinja'd!!! luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > b33g33
07/19/2016 at 09:44

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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/19/2016 at 09:49

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when i look closer, the neck tattoo was started.

I never have been arrested, but i don’t think i would not be smiling


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > b33g33
07/19/2016 at 09:54

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Okay but she was in the passenger seat... Who was the driver, and why is that person not the subject of discussion?

Never mind 2seconds of reading answered my question.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Flavien Vidal
07/19/2016 at 10:08

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My father-in-law had a couple vettes years ago and my wife and her sister used to ride back there all the time as kids...

It’s interesting how things change. I wonder what will be the next “we never do that anymore!” thing 20 years from now?


Kinja'd!!! ScoobsMcGee > b33g33
07/19/2016 at 11:09

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Huh, I was just looking at houses in Hanover. Good to know just about anyone can raise a family there.


Kinja'd!!! just-a-scratch > b33g33
07/19/2016 at 12:25

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The pics of this gal make me think of the hot vs. crazy scale, she must land on the wrong side of the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal.

http://how-i-met-your-mother.wikia.com/wiki/Hot/Crazy…


Kinja'd!!! b33g33 > Flavien Vidal
07/19/2016 at 14:25

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I guess two small kids would be perfectly fine there 


Kinja'd!!! b33g33 > wafflesnfalafel
07/19/2016 at 14:25

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Read Jalopnik?


Kinja'd!!! b33g33 > just-a-scratch
07/19/2016 at 14:27

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I need to see more um, explicit proof of hotness before committing.

She does seem to have a great attitude though.